The First and Last Annual "Awardsies"!!!
Of all the many tries, these efforts were the most effortful. Congrats, winners!

Best shot at James Frey:
David Cross's Excerpts From the Galley Copy of James Frey's Latest Memoir: "Lesson Learned".

Best Brokeback Mountain Parody, just when we thought we were tired of BM parodies:
Mighty McPilgrim's Broke Mac Mountain.

Best Valentine, Ever:
Brandon Bird's SVU Valentines.

Best example of Corporate Irony:
The MPAA breaks its own rules.

Best "Mountain" Made from Molehill:
Andrew Longman's You Can't Fight Islamism With Gay Cowboys.
Also nominated in the "Biggest Douchebag" and "Seriously, Shut The Fuck Up" categories.

"'Sodomize the Marlboro Man to great music and call this heroism? They want to destroy the world.' I love that despite everything, he loves the soundtrack."

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