My Unfinished Novel, Chapter 2:
by Matt Tobey

If you'd have told me a week ago that I'd be married to Jon Secada and had both my arms replaced by jars of marmalade after they were eaten off by a rabid Penelope Ann Miller, I'd have punched your right square in your third nose-tongue.

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Matt Tobey also wrote Chapter One. Maybe that will clear things up for you.
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