Dear kittenpants:
yo kittenpants...wots shakin? Im really worred about my friend, she claims shes not an alcoholic but when u say ur gonna go get sum shes like ok and she cant wait to take a gud old swig and before you know it, a large bottle of vodka is gone. She sometimes staggers a lot and slurs her words, but Im not quite sure whether she has always been like this as she appears a bit different before any alcohol. If she is an alcoholic do you think it is wise to send her to AA or if shes just naturally like that, is it ok to refer her to a nut house?

worried

Dear worried:
Are you drunk?

Seriously. You're drunk, right?

Your "friend" should probably get help.
xoxo,
kittenpants