Dear Kittenpants:
How can I express how badly I want to read Chris Weber's words in every issue? He makes me happy. Everybody at Kittenpants makes me happy. Can you combine forces and make me forever happy? Also, I got mentioned in this issue. That made me happy. Can I be mentioned in every issue? That would make me sad. My friend told me that's my yin and yang. I wasn't sure what he was talking about, but then he showed me a picture of two killer whales.

Thank you.
Colin H. Carter

Colin H. Carter
You make me happy, too. From now on, I will put secret subliminal references to you in every issue, that only you will recognize.

Or maybe not.

Do you share the same middle name as Jesus?
xoxo,
kittenpants