Dear kittenpants:
This issue transcends generations, apparently. I was visiting my parent's and, of course, ignoring them completely to check up on kittenpants.COM (great move, by the way, i always forget the damn .org), when i realized my mom had been reading over my shoulder and was nearly rolling on the floor in laughter.

Damn, maybe for christmas we can get lit and come up with some paranoid W. conspiracy theories about the election...

l.a.i.n.

Dear l.a.i.n.:
How about this one: the movie Conspiracy Theory starred Mel Gibson. Coincidence?

Tell your mom I said, "Hi."
xoxo,
kittenpants