Dear kittenpants:
You've gone and done it again, I shit my pants 4 times in a row while reading this edition of Kittenpants, speaking of pants. I laugh abit too hard I guess, and stop laughing at me, and don't say your laughing with me, I can tell the difference..it's not that funny, it would have been more funny if Jermain Jackson actually had diamond testicle implants, asshole, atleast you can pull your pants up without shit oozing out all over!!! mommy...

That Guy, whose name starts with a C

Dear That Guy, whose name starts with a C:
No, you've gone and done it again. According to you and every third letter I receive, bowel movements = kittenpants.

Yay.

Jermaine Jackson is always funnier than anything else. It's a mathematical fact.

Glad you laughed. Please visit the W.C.
xoxo,
kittenpants