Dear kittenpants

Dear kittenpants:
Have you ever seen the first American Pie? You know how that red-head girl said that she stuck her flute in her pussy? Well me and a friend tryed it (difernt time and house [not together]) but it didn't seem to work right! What should we do?

P.S. Did you steel my shirt?

jen & ash

Dear jen & ash:
I did NOT steal your shirt, but I am regretting borrowing your flute.

Ewww.
xoxo,
kittenpants

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