Dear kittenpants:
I noticed that you have an interview with H. Jon Benjamin on your site. Seeing as he is a very tallented man who was wonderful as the Can of Vegetables in Wet Hot American Summer, my roomies and I are huge fans. I was wondering if you know how I could get in touch with him - we would like to send him a photo of the Can to be autographed so that we can have something to hang over our television at our new apartment. Thanks in advance!

Roxy Bromley

Dear Roxy Bromley:
You can contact HJB the same way I do:

1. Letters to his parents
2. Go to temple/crash his son's briss
3. Ask the wind
4. Pretend to be a movie producer and call his agent
5. Write to him via his website: Midnight Pajama Jam

I actually don't give out information for the people I interview. But I do give out cans of vegetables. To the people I interview. That's where they got the idea for that character in Wet Hot. It's based on a can of vegetables I gave Michael Showalter in 1999.

I wish that was true.
xoxo,
kittenpants