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Dear kittenpants:
I have no idea how I found your site. I think I came home drunk, put in the google search string "crazy time" and ended up in your letters. In any case, I didn't actually read anything till the next morning, and it amused me.

My question is, however amusing this site is, how do you pay for it without ads, or a donation system, or the sale of oral sex? Not that I'm complaining, but it would be nice to have oral sex available for those who want to contribute to your site. Or pies. Maybe both.

Alec

Dear Alec:
First of all, is that what you do? Get drunk and then come home and google "crazy time"? I hope so. That makes me happy and sad.

Second, I try to pay for the site through the sale of CDs, mugs, underpants, posters, donations, and other merch.

Third: oral sex is always available. Always.

Pie is delicious.

You're swell.
xoxo,
kittenpants

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