Dear kittenpants:
Hello, I'm a very lonly girl. I love Micheal Ian Black. I don't think he is good enough to marry me though so he can be my concubine. I heard he was gay. What do you think? Did you like interviewing him. Did any of the staff have relations with him if you know what I mean?

Zoe

Dear Zoe:
I'm sorry that you are lonely. Perhaps you are too concerned with being married and don't think people are good enough? Lower your standards and have a little fun.

As for MIB, I think he is straight, and super swell. Interviewing him was fun and made me appear cooler than I am.

I totally know what you mean, and the answer is no. None of the staff got any action. Although Corn Mo doesn't usually kiss and tell...

Always bet on Black.
xoxo,
kittenpants