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Hello kittenpants:
Please stop portraying robots as miserable, gloomy machines. Many robots are well adjusted and get along well with friends, family, and co-workers.

We are trying to present robots in a better light. Not all robots all cranky, freedom hating hulks of steel (or in some cases aluminum!!) who go around terrorizing hardware stores (they love screws) and grabbing children with their sharp robot claws.

The majority of robots in our country are well-mannered, decent hard-working Americans who pay their taxes and participate in their community and attend houses of worship.

Otherwise, miserable robot shirts are lovely.

kick!
rich
happyrobot.net

Dear rich:
I'm sure you know plenty of robots who pay taxes and go to church. Our staff robot is practically manic.

Our "miserable robot" isn't cranky or mean. He's nursing a broken heart.

Maybe you know a cute lady robot, and we can fix them up?
xoxo,
kittenpants

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