Dear kittenpants:
I thought you ought to know: Oncest my kitten slept out on the deck all night and when the sun came up, steam started coming off of him because he got damp during the night. Since he looked like it was a meteor, I was all "Hey Space-Kitty"

Did I laugh at that!

Tony

P.S. what makes Uncle Sloppy sloppy, and can I help?

Dear Tony:
I forget the scientific name for that phenomenon, but you should consider naming it Deck-kitten Fog Machine and hit the road with Ozzfest or something.

P.S. - a combination of bacon, duct tape, and heroin; and no, I don't think so.
xoxo,
kittenpants