Dear kittenpants:
I love u, yes i do... i wanna b a porn star... but how shud i get started??!?!? ive had loads of practice in making home videos but i wanna bcome a big famous one.

plz help xxx,
wannabe Porn*

Dear wannabe Porn*:
Think about it. If I had the answers for you, I would not be wasting time with this website right now. I would be signing fan letters and wiping semen off of places.

Duh.

Good luck.
xoxo,
kittenpants