Interview: Double Dong + Wyld Lixx
KP Issue XVII: Mein Spacecamp
Take everything good about glam, add a touch of human beatbox, hug it, then put your hand on it's ass, and you've got something close to a DD+WL show. Plus they're so pretty! I want to make out with all of them. Simultaneously.
kp: How did DD+WL form?
DD+WL: We met at the Bear Mountain Men's Meeting in the woods of Wisconsin two years ago. Fur Coat assembled a motley force of bold young Lixx to stiffen The Dong. Harrison, Justin Timberlixx, and Mr. Beautiful would provide the power to fuel a rising shaft of dongblood. It is a shaft that pleases many. It is a Fellowship of Men with the common goal of gaining Indecent Proposals (I.D.P.s) for enhanced lovemaking.
kp: Is there a songwriter or two or many? Who has final say at the end of the day?
DD+WL: We all write. Final say? I guess that’s whoever’s on top or finishes last.
kp: Which member makes the best Mexican food?
DD+WL: Fur Coat sucks a mean burrito.
kp: Which member has the longest member?
DD+WL: How about y’all cum over and measure us? Bring a yardstick.
kp: What do you think of these bands:
The Upper Crust
Wigs are for women. Bald women.
The Langley Schools Music Project
We don’t go with kidz.
We’re sending them three more nooses.
Great chests, great hair, great ROCK. Great package.
Fresh. You have no idea.
kp: At the show we attended, Ghostkrabb gave some special attention to the girl standing next to me, and later to another guy. Has anyone ever given you a hard time about that after a show--maybe they were embarrassed and got mad?
DD+WL: Yes, we have made some people uncomfortable. They want us to be something we’re not: straight, bi, she-male, gay, whatever.
kp: Have you had a bad show?
DD+WL: Fur Coat asked a girl in the audience to hold his coat. She threw it on the floor because she was vegan. Fur Coat cried the entire show. Poor little guy.
kp: How much ass do you get?
DD+WL: All the way up into the small intestine.
kp: Where's the best place to get drinks in Brooklyn?
kp: If I file you under "fantasy" how would I cross-reference you?
DD+WL: "FUFing", as we call it, is a mental process, akin to scientology.
kp: Is Aldo Nova in the same file? Piers Anthony?
DD+WL: This file is encrusted in old astro-glide--simply unreadable!
kp: Do you have any questions for kittenpants?
DD+WL: I wanna fuck you. I guess that’s not a question. But, I really want to fuck you really hard. All night long.